Monday, November 28, 2011

Carl's Script

CARL: MOM! MOM! Modern Warfare Rocket ship is coming out today can you buy me the rocket today please mom?

MOM: Uhmm you can go get a job and buy it your self kiddo [smiles and laugh]

CARL: Mom I am fourteen and I don’t know how to even get a job so will you please buy me the rocket ship!

MOM: I’ll buy you it next year because you are a very lazy boy you also have bad grades on your academics and i need you to get good grades on your progress reports capish? [smiles and walked away]

CARL: Mom I really need the rocket ship today and I need to put it in my room as a sign of greatness in me. If I don’t have it by today I will get money from your purse and get the car keys and drive to Wal-Mart so your choice mother. [Frustrated]

MOM: Go ahead [annoyed]

CARL: Alright mom I am taking your car keys and money to buy me a rocket ship. You have a chance to stop me

MOM: Go ahead and go to Wal-Mart buy me some popcorn while your there [smiles]

CARL: Alright mom I am going now I'm at the door I will open it and go to your car! you have five seconds to stop me !

MOM: Go ahead I’m not trying to stop you so go go go ! [laughs]

CARL: MOM! can you just buy me the rocket ship I will do anything and even scrub the floor so can you just buy me the rocket ship? [sighs]

MOM: I already said NO! so go to bed and just cry there okay [smiles]

CARL: [Sighs] Mom okay I am sorry I will not bother you anymore so goodbye! [Mad]

MOM: Good [smiles]

CARL: MOM JUST BUY ME THE ROCKET SHIP! [Very Angry]

MOM: Okay let’s make a deal! If you clean the kitchen and the car I will take you to the store and buy you the toy you want deal?

CARL: DEAL! [Excited]
MOM: Okay now go do your task and I’ll wait for you okay?

CARL: Okay [goes and cleans the kitchen and the car]

CARL: MOM! I am done doing the task you wanted me to do can we buy it now?

MOM: Yes Let’s Go [goes to the car and went and go to the store]

CARL: [in the store] Yeah! the rocket ship is simply amazing let’s go to the cashier now mom

MOM: Okay hurry little one

CARL: [in the cashier and making cashier scanner noise] Beep! Beep! Success! I finally have what I want time to go home mom

MOM: [smiles] Okay get your little self to the car and go play with your preposterous toy

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