Monday, December 5, 2011

Carl's How To Essay

“How To Convince Your Mom To Buy You a Video Game”


Step One: You have to make your mom a fancy dinner.
Step Two: You have to dress like a butler and serve your mom the food you made.
Step Three: You have to make sure your mom is satisfied and comfortable.
Step Four: You have to tell her the good things you have accomplished such as good grades, cleaning and getting along with your siblings.
Step Five: Play a Justin Bieber song. I recommend “Mistletoe.”
Step Six: You have to ask your mom the question.
Final Step: If your mom says “Yes,” then mission accomplished. If your mom says “No,” then just leave her alone and tell her “Mom all the effort I’ve done ends up in the dump. Are you serious?” Then cry and hope that she buys you your game. I guarantee you that she will change her “No” to a “Yes.”

4 comments:

  1. Im so going to try this with my mom and tell you if it works.

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  2. This Would Deffinatley Convience My Mom !

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  3. Carl......I wouldn't be able to do half the things in the story my mom wouldn't care and she would probably take the games I already have.

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